Survival Plan.

Leroy

Is it a day ahead in Australia?

MyNameDidntFit

Almost.

It was 1:30AM when I made that post, it's now 3:45AM... And why the hell am I awake?

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emiac38

ok ive got my idea

step 1. grab hunting shotgun and ammo from attic, grab pistol+ammo from vualt, all canned foods from kitchen, bring can opener, 1 1/2 gallon of water, fit all into dufflebag, with cell phone and laptop+charger
step 2. get as many people as i can to help me barricade the front enterence (gate) of my neighborhood (theres only 2 possible enterences)
step 3. get people to help barricade back enterence
step 4. have everyone with guns guard front and back enterences
step 5. when food supplies get low, me and a small search party will sneek over a wall+privacy hedge near the right wall, everyone brings an empty dufflebag, a pistol and a small amount of ammo to sneak through the Heart trail (trail behind my neighborhood used for exercise)
step 6. yo momma
step 7. go to near-by grocery store
step 8. get food and medical supplies (they got that stuff too)
step 9. attempt to sneak around to the wal-mart (about 10 minutes walking distance from gocery store)
step 10. if step 9 succesful, get basic supplys + weapons and ammo
step 11. return without being seen
step 12. do all that stuff again

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Well, I have been gone a very very very long time, I IZ ESPECTIN SUM WELLCOM HUGZ

Leroy

I doubt a dufflebag is going to hold all of your stuff.

Reginald Assblaine

What if the infected are already in your neighbourhood, or they break through an entrance? Then it would be a deathtrap.

ieatlions

step 1 - survive intial incident
step 2 go north ( i live in canada )
step its 2 cold 4 zombies and less of a population
step 5 dig a hole..
step 6: make a super fotrerss in the hole...
step 7 survive till ur the last one alive..

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Reginald Assblaine

Youre gonna make a fortress by yourself?

MyNameDidntFit

A super fortress no less

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ieatlions

no i would get my lion friends 2 help me...

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MyNameDidntFit

But you ate them!?

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Leroy

A very good point.

Reginald Assblaine

I wasn't aware that lions enjoyed cold weather.

ieatlions

oh they do u couldnt belive how many lions there are in canada....oh ill force them 2 work or ill eat them..

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Underdog

Hmm
1.Get dressed in slightly tight clothing, incase a zombie/infected grabs me.
2.Gather food, weapons, water and tools and insert into hiking bag.
3.Pick up cricket bat, find bicycle, then look out all the windows to see how bad the situation is.
4. Run to Local cornershops and fill bag with multiple supplies.
5.Find suitable location to hide out, preferably one entrance only.
6.Set up traps, spiked doors =D.
7.Look for survivors and hopefully zombified cops.
8.Wait.
9.Wait.
10.Find another suitable location while looking for survivors.
11.Repeat steps 4 to 10.

AzH

This is a good idea and often overlooked. Keep your shit tight and you can't be dragged down.

Not sure about this. You need an emergency exit. Just in case.

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Leroy

Don't see how that's going to stop you from being dragged down. They still your body parts.

AzH

Maybe because they won't be able to grab your clothes? Also, keep your hair short.

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Underdog

Ahh the hair, forgot about that, Leroy, it would be easier to pull yourself off a zombie with tight clothing where as Loose clothing would only increase the force needed to escape.

AzH

Of course, aim to keep them a greater distance than holding your hand.

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Reginald Assblaine

Cover yourself in oil, so when they try to grab you, then you slip out of their grasp. Also, if youre a woman, it helps to be naked when you apply the oil.