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My cousin Louis
Hey everyone! Dr. Smiley here. I recently got my computer privilages reinstated for good behavior and I thought it would be cool to drop in and see how everyone is doing out there in Zombie land. Anyways, I noticed that a lot of you have been giving my cousin a hard time. Whenever Louis gets caught by a Smoker or falls behind in the subways or cornfield, the common consensus is to leave him. Now up here in Dark Falls Penitentiary where I am doing a 10year stretch for B&E (that's breaking and entering for you cherries), inmates had better be able to hold their own, especially in the showers. Up here in Cellblock E, if you show weakness, you might as well slap on some lipstick made out of water and Fruitpunch Kool-Aid and call yourself "Peaches". However, you guys and gals aren't stuck behind bars, you're running through the woods or some part of the city just trying to stay ahead of the hordes. You guys need each other. Even I have to occasionally watch the back of a fellow con while he's making a deal or punking a new fish. I get respect from the other prisoners and a pack of smokes.
Look, the point is, don't be hatin on Louis. Especially you, Francis. You think you're tough with all those tatoos but we've got some Aryan Nation boys up here that would eat you up like ice cream.
That's all. Stay tough, people. By the way, sometimes the warden lets me play Left4Dead on his computer. If anyone wants to go a few rounds, look for me on Steam. DrSmiley.
Stay frosty!
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