Zombie Outbreak in Reality

SloppyLoveDoll

What would I do? I would become the law. If it moves...it's dead. I'd be strapped up better than the Columbine kids...with a good short sword or mace.

Salesman

1) Try to get some action before it becomes necrophilia.
2) As many people I could if I thought they could help me.
3) I would find a safe vehicle and go north to hills or try and get to a smaller island.
4) I have a lot of guns (im American ) and I would load them up and blast my way to freedom,.
5) Shotguns, automatic rifles, pistols. Besides that whatever I can find.
6) To not be eaten?


I would load up on supplies, find a nice safe vehicle like a fortified bus ala Dawn of the Dead and take unpopulated pathways to a nice safe spot. Then I would fortify and hold up and slowly try and build a large base of survivors and eventually take teams to nearby areas and clear the zombies from them. Then I would slowly make ground on the zombies and build my survivor numbers.

Then I would just keep doing that until we all made a new plan like all moving to Japan..lol Kill all the zombies there. And build a new civilization.

PinkPenguin

1) What will you do before hell breaks loose in this world?
Go to the house of the girl i like, kill her parents (so they wont follow me) kidnap her, grab my family and friends, warn Chuck Norris (He's our best hope), Repent of all my sins (just incase), Grab as much supplies, guns, condoms and shizz as I can, hijack a cruise, sail to an oil rig, kill oil rig people, unload supplies and wait for all things to blow over. Oh and maybe play a bit of L4D from time to time.

2) Who will you save (if they listen to you) and who will you condemn? Girl i like, families, friends, Chuck Norris. I would condemn my teachers.

3) Where will you go during the outbreak? An Oil Rig.

4) How will you survive during and after the worldwide infection? Probably 8 months since one of the friends im bringing with me is a genuine fatass so he will gobble up all the supplies. If he does, I'm gunna lock him up in the cruise toilets and let him rot. Then I will resort to fishing to survive, maybe an occasional dive for some clams, seaweed and stuff.

5) Equipments? Desert Eagle, Hell load of grenades, loads of C4, loads of condoms (Prepare to get uber fked), loads of food, loads of ammo, Laptop, a pirate copy of L4D, wireless internet, a TV, a radio, some books, a crate of bibles, purifying tablets, hair gel, shower gel, deoderant and loads more.

6) Goals? Survive for atleast 10 years, not to have kids during the brief period of time, not to accidently kill anyone I brought with me, excell in the arts of fishing, unlock all the achievements for L4D and if it doesn't blow over in 10 years time, I'm gunna have to start making babies and eating them :/ (Jokes).

Balrog

1) Go up north, the cold would slow them down.
2) Bring my friends and equipment (Eg. Weapons, Communication devices)
3) Set up a Base of Operation
4) Kick ass.

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Kenny007

1) Cancel my install of GTA 4 (It took too long!) Max out my credit cards on supplies (food, water, ammo [something that could be bought in a moments notice, UNLIKE firearms, if you dont have em now, you're screwed...) [who cares about credit!?]

2) My friends that hypothesized about the zombie apocalypse and my wife (maybe) would be the only ones to believe me, and they'll have the proper mindset, so they're going. My buddy's a ladies man, so maybe he'll scoop up a few ladies for the aftermath.

3) I agree that a prison would make the most sense to hunker down in, though you'd have to take it by force (guards would be like WTF to your arrival). Otherwise, a boat maybe, unless those zombie whales be attacking our vessels off the port bow (A shame I haven't a harpoon)

4) Most likely after a few months supplies would dwindle so we'd have to either scavenge or go out and find some new crap to eat. Ideally the initial horde will have died down by then.

5) Thankfully I already have a stockpile of weapons, I'd just buy a shitload more ammo. 6 handguns, an AR, a bolt action rifle and even a muzzleloader for the overzealous team member. That, and basic survival gear like lights, med kits, and other easily available stuff. If I had more time, more militaristic items that can be civilian bought (or rigged) such as trip flares and such. No civilian is going to be bringing M67s to the apocalypse (US grenades).

6) Survive of course, but in the same thread of the game, I would most likely compete for "achievements" with my friends (X number killed, killed in what fashion, etc) to pass the time, and to make it a little bit easier to blast the relatives. lol.

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TheCrazyCat

wait WHALES? dont they just eat shrimp? your safe from them.

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Balrog

Dont Humans normally eat Not-people?

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RonanP

1) What will you do before hell breaks loose in this world?
Arm, Form Super Team and arrange a charge.
2) Who will you save (if they listen to you) and who will you condemn?
Save people who are awesome, kill all others
3) Where will you go during the outbreak?
Nuclear Bunker
4) How will you survive during and after the worldwide infection?
Kill all Zombies, launch nuclear bombs worldwide
5) Equipments?
Machine guns, Infinite Nuclear power
6) Goals?
Destroy everything

TheCrazyCat

Cannibals? oh forgot to say SweenyTodd

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Leon Kennedy

1)spend much money on food and search for many melee weapons. Transform house into bunker, getting the good 'ol hunting rifle from the basement.

2)my best friends,girfriend,(family?)

3)stay at my house

4)once a week getting food and ammo

5)Melee weapons, good 'ol hunting rifle, ipod, books, food

6)survive as long as possible?

Leroy

If any of this was actually true, I would probably shoot myself.

sniped02

car battery, blender from willitblend, stick and ducktape and a kevlar suit

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portal 2 , nuff said

doctor

i would find the closest girl and grab her boob for comfort, after getting slapped i would then proceed to try and kill as many zombies as i could by fighting with my bare hands with a gun in my pocket if im about to turn into a zombie ill kill myself.

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sincerly,
doctor

eridor0

I would follow the guidelines set down by The Zombie Survival Guide.

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Khorne Flakes! They're Heretically Delicious.

PC + Xbox360 Alliance Member

SilverCyrus

i would get everyone dear to me, Friends/family. i would get loads of food. and build Safe room doors and build an "ARK" with a mall, letting in anyone that believes me.

i would grab a couple guns from friends that hunt and what ever and run into the mall 1 hour before the out break, and set up all the Safe room doors at every entrance,

hopefully no police break in before the out break actually starts,

i would have other safe room doors set up in some stores......

if this outbreak is the same as L4Ds which im assuming it is no one will enter the safe room doors.....unless a tank come then were screwed...so il put backup safe room doors up

yes i know this is very impoosible to do in rl but what ever i dont care!

Left4Cute

Let me sum up my response to the real life zombie apocalypse with the following;

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Leroy

What if she's a whore, she'll be begging for more.

Left4Cute

Also, you shall be allowed to hang out on my boat because you know the important things in life and have gumption. -.-

Passenger; APPROVED! ^_^

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warmonger256

1. Go out and try to find rescue.
2. Jesus, Hot Babe in a red jacket, a Green Beret Namvet, a black guy in a white suit and red tie who loves pills, a gay biker and Chicago Ted
3. To a computer shop (a term for a makeshift internet cafe in my country). Most of the customers there are too stupid to think I'm human since they're all huddled up playing DoTa or gay private Ragnarok servers.
4. Like I said, go out and find rescue. I might even fuse my three PCs and my laptop into a 1337 mini transformer that kicks zombie ass. Go raid some stores for supplies, get pipebombs, mollies, etc.
5. First aid kit, hunting shotgun from Killing Floor, molotovs, pipebombs and a shitload of peels for the Namvet and black dude
6. GET TO THE CHOPPA

Ryfyle

1) lead my friends and family in to an evacuation point. (I would rather not risk losing them in my ensuing actions)
2) Take my stockpiles of shotgun shells that lie inexplicably around my house. seriously, I open up a cabinet and there lies some shells.
3) Start burning! For me its not a matter of survival, its a matter of wanting to resolve the crisis. Oh the fun of knowing how to make thermobarics, I could load up a fertilizer bomb and fill some containers of gas and used cooking oil and start a conflagration. Set fire to some apartment complexes after closing off the gates. Set up some traps.
4) as things cool down and there numbers depleting take some tissue samples and head off towards the various Biotechnology and Bio-medical research labs (there quite a few in Las Vegas)
5) find there employee rosters, records, and contacts
6) raid the UNLV complexes for more of the previous contacts, and retrieve some cobalt 60 or similar radioactive substance.
7) Test the contagions resilience against radiation.
8) Intercept or contact the Biotechnology knowledge base.
9) Give them the samples, and assist in securing labs, and carrying out experiments.
10) At some point contact Military and inform them of my activities.
11) Test the Anti-Contagion.
12) set off the cobalt 60 bombs at high wind near the MacCarren Airport, after evacuation and success of the Anti-Contagion ( basically if I can retain my higher brain functions then its a success)

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Weird stuff....