Mayan calendar ends 2012 - Economy Crash + Swine Flu

Wizav · April 30th, 2009, 10:12 AM

For many years people have said the end of the mayan calendar is the end of the world or human race.

the World Health Organisation have raised the pandemic level to 5.

They said and i quote “The whole of humanity is under threat in a pandemic.”

They beleive its not a matter of IF swine flu goes global but WHEN.

Looks like we will have our left4dead real life situation afterall but instead of smokers we'll have Coughers

Boomers will run upto survivors and sneeze on them

Hunters will pounce on you and beg you to help them cause they feel sick while they dribble all over your face.

tanks will be body builders that have a serious case of "man flu"

witch will be the prom queens that no longer look pretty so they just sulk and cry on the ground

IzI M V P IzI · April 30th, 2009, 10:18 AM

Oh dear that's not good at all. Mind you they did say that we would all die from bird flu. I guess swine flu is just trying to kll off the few survivors left from the bird plague eh

Abyss Crown · April 30th, 2009, 10:42 AM

More people die from blanket suffocation than the Swine Flu.

Voodoo Shoe · April 30th, 2009, 10:42 AM

maybe it one big dose of Karma!

Abyss Crown · April 30th, 2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Voodoo Shoe

maybe it one big dose of Karma!

Sense making how?

Peppermint · April 30th, 2009, 07:22 PM

That 2012 apocalypse thing is a crock. The world is not going to end.

Everyone knows the New World Order is taking over then... and the world will become a better place.

Wizav · April 30th, 2009, 07:36 PM

Everyone knows the New World Order is taking over then... and the world will become a better place.

They are trying to take over then more like , but north korea , russia and china will disagree then its game over world and hello nuclear winter

AzH · April 30th, 2009, 07:48 PM

How the 'flu started.

eridor0 · April 30th, 2009, 07:58 PM

Eww, that kid is disgusting.

Scase · April 30th, 2009, 09:44 PM

Although the name 'swine flu' brings up a lot of extra fear and worry, it is important to note that swine flu is just an influenza A H1N1 virus.

That means that it is just another type of flu virus, just like that causes our typical seasonal flu symptoms. The big difference is that the current swine influenza A (H1N1) virus has components of pig and bird influenza viruses in it, so that humans don't have any immunity to it. That makes it more likely to become a pandemic virus (have the ability to cause a global outbreak) if it can easily spread from person-to-person.

So far, experts don't know if this swine influenza A (H1N1) virus will become a pandemic strain of flu. It could or we just continue to see sporadic cases for a few weeks or months until it stops.

We do know that swine flu symptoms are just like seasonal flu symptoms.
Swine Flu Symptoms

According to the CDC, like seasonal flu, symptoms of swine flu infections can include:

* fever, which is usually high
* cough
* runny nose or stuffy nose
* sore throat
* body aches
* headache
* chills
* fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme
* diarrhea and vomiting (sometimes)

Once again just another virus that is no different from anything else you have experienced before. And as always only really dangerous to children and the elderly due to weakened immune systems. They can call it a pandemic if they want, doesn't mean it's a big deal.

Leroy · April 30th, 2009, 11:25 PM

But the government is going to make it looks so bad.

Peppermint · April 30th, 2009, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Wizav

They are trying to take over then more like , but north korea , russia and china will disagree then its game over world and hello nuclear winter

No, the Illuminati have infiltrated those governments also. They can get in where even the best of the US (and other countries >_>) can not.

Face it. Our new overlords will be here in a few years.