Chicks in horror movies are retarded

PMS Betty B · May 31st, 2009, 04:27 AM

"OMIGAHD! MAYBE IF I HIDE IN THIS INESCAPABLE CLOSET I WILL BE TOTALLY SAFE FROM THE KILLER!"

I shun all girls in horror films mostly for the reason - that they cant reason.

Screaming>Closet>Running>Gun...

except mila jovavich. she pwns.

Scase · May 31st, 2009, 04:38 AM

Dawn of dead remake chick was pwn, so was the black chick from 28 days later.

GothicDeathVR2 · May 31st, 2009, 06:26 AM

You know who pwned in 28 Days Later?

The white guy.

Abyss Crown · May 31st, 2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by GothicDeathVR2

You know who pwned in 28 Days Later?

The white guy.

You know who pwned in 28 Weeks Later?

No one.

Reginald Assblaine · May 31st, 2009, 07:34 AM

You know who pwned in 28 Days Later?

The old guy with the beard.

Parlim · May 31st, 2009, 08:25 AM

Ah, if only horror movie characters had internet connections.

YouTube - C.R.A.V.E.N.

Abyss Crown · May 31st, 2009, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Parlim

Ah, if only horror movie characters had internet connections.

YouTube - C.R.A.V.E.N.

And cameramen that are immune to zombies.

Wizav · May 31st, 2009, 04:47 PM

What anoys me more than anything is Bathrooms.

"i know ill run upstairs and lock myself in the bathroom cause wooden doors can stop everything. He wont be able to break it down no way im really safe now"

At least lock yourself in a room that has a window big enough to climb out of ffs

Scase · May 31st, 2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Abyss Crown

You know who pwned in 28 Weeks Later?

No one.

The zombies did.

redfuzzy · June 1st, 2009, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Scase

Dawn of dead remake chick was pwn, so was the black chick from 28 days later.

Wait a minute! A a woman of a ethnicity that is in the minority survived a horror film?! Unheard of. Next you're going to tell me she was a bimbo.

Abyss Crown · June 1st, 2009, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by redfuzzy

Wait a minute! A a woman of a ethnicity that is in the minority survived a horror film?! Unheard of. Next you're going to tell me she was a bimbo.

A black woman who has cancer and is a tranny?

TheCrazyCat · June 1st, 2009, 02:28 AM

So let me get this straight, She lives so she can die by cancer?

GothicDeathVR2 · June 2nd, 2009, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by TheCrazyCat

So let me get this straight, She lives so she can die by cancer?

Should get infected so cancer isn't much of a problem.

Tiny CY · June 2nd, 2009, 12:12 PM

i think only Ripley from alien and helen from the candyman are the only hardcore women in horror films. the best dum girl award has to go to the one out of texas chain saw massacre for running into a branch while leather face is after her.

SlavicHavoc · June 3rd, 2009, 11:46 AM

The girl in RE was kinda badass..

warmonger256 · June 4th, 2009, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by SlavicHavoc

The girl in RE was kinda badass..

Which RE?

Too many girls in teh RE series

Salesman · June 4th, 2009, 11:58 PM

And my personal favorite.

In my opinion, they almost make up for Neve Campbell in Scream. Who basically thought it was a good idea to bone the prime suspect. *thumbs up*

Dead Prodigy · June 5th, 2009, 08:56 AM

The gal in Jaws 2 annoyed me so much. She seemed really calm at first, but when the shark appeared it was all "AHHH! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! WTF IS IT!? BLAAAA!" just screamed all the freaking time. The crowning moment of her retardness was when the boats' mast, which had toppled underwater, got caught on some coral and the boat stopped, one of the survivours says "Shoot, we must have caught the reef." she then yells out "NO IT ISN'T! IT'S THAT THING! IT'S GONNA KILL US!! WAAAAGH!"

She annoyed me to the very end of the film.

Chicks in horror movies are retarded

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