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Old May 31st, 2009, 04:42 PM   #1
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If you where a zombie, who would you eat?

I'd eat Megan Fox.

She's a girl.
I'm a girl.
She's amazingly sexy.
She looks tasty.

If she's not available to be eaten, I'd eat a fat person.


I'm calling zombie Bull-shit on that!!
I'll see peace on Earth if I have to murder every one of those bastards with my bare hands!
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Old June 21st, 2009, 03:16 AM   #2
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Myself.
Omnomnomnom.

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Old June 21st, 2009, 03:45 AM   #3
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Im not too picky. Probably anything that walked on 2 legs and screams hysterically.


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Old June 21st, 2009, 03:48 AM   #4
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I'd eat someone with enough radiation to give me super powers.

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Old June 21st, 2009, 05:06 AM   #5
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I'd eat someone with enough radiation to give me super powers.
That will be the day.
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Old June 21st, 2009, 07:07 AM   #6
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A cow.

Oh, wait, I've seen Lady Pwange has already ate Rosie O'Donnel... hmm.

Fear? No; I am the mind killer.
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Old June 21st, 2009, 11:03 AM   #7
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I'd eat my prom date. She's hawt.

Out of spite and hatred, I'd gobble up my big-ego'd friend and his expressionless face.

You know you've gone batshit bonkers when you relate Tetris to Communist Russia.
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Old June 21st, 2009, 12:54 PM   #8
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I'll eat the cake and tell it's not a lie.
And I'll eat all of the peels
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Old June 22nd, 2009, 08:00 AM   #9
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Chuck Norris.


hahaha, we all knew it would come sooner or later.
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Old June 22nd, 2009, 08:11 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by sammybear View Post
Chuck Norris.


hahaha, we all knew it would come sooner or later.
hahaha, we all knew it would come soo-- CHUCK NORRIS IS INDESTRUCTIBLE! Deal with it.

Fear? No; I am the mind killer.
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Old June 22nd, 2009, 02:36 PM   #11
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Exclamation

http://www.ebcak.com/wp-content/uplo...uck-norris.jpg

HOLY SH*T THERE HE IS!

FLEE FO YO LIFEZ

*pant* *pant*

Is he gone?

Okay. I'd probably eat... uhh... erm... TOM HANKS!

I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP, MAN!

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Old June 22nd, 2009, 08:01 PM   #12
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Jeremy Kyle.

That man does my box in.
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Old June 26th, 2009, 10:25 PM   #13
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Old June 27th, 2009, 12:58 AM   #14
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but y'see, shes just skin & bones...that wont do you any good....lol


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Old June 27th, 2009, 05:39 AM   #15
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Though it would make a good beating tool.

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Old June 27th, 2009, 08:01 AM   #16
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Woah, just noticed the title and it says "where a zombie".

Fear? No; I am the mind killer.
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Old June 27th, 2009, 10:17 AM   #17
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I would eat nobody, I'm not cannibal. Its one of most worst crimes ever.

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Old June 28th, 2009, 01:37 AM   #18
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but y'see, shes just skin & bones...that wont do you any good....lol
I'll be the judge of that....

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Old June 28th, 2009, 04:18 AM   #19
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Woah, just noticed the title and it says "where a zombie".
hahaha, rofl my waffle.
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Old June 30th, 2009, 05:58 AM   #20
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I'd eat the Companion Cube *bites* Nevermind, too hard. Ummm... well, anyone that doesn't have a bloody freakin' shotgun to my face. And then myself out of boredom, and curiosity of how I would taste. Yummy
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