The Perfect Zombie

lepricon666 · February 16th, 2008, 02:13 AM

1:What do you think the perfect zombie would be? 2:What are some "powers" this zombie has? 3:For the zombie what would be more im portant speed or stength? 4:If you were being attacked be your perfect zombie would you kill yourself?

MyNameDidntFit · February 16th, 2008, 07:21 AM

1: The perfect zombie in my opinion is a more advanced version of the Nano-Zombie.

2: Through use of the technology that flows in their blood and they would be able to communicate over great distances. Also the Nano-machines would be able to produce oxygen and nutrients to keep the zombie alive. The only organ needed would be the brain and heart. If the zombie sustained any injuries the technology would be able to quickly repair them. They can also learn how to use things (doors, weapons, etc) and would even remember some of these things through the host's brain. They would have the speed and strength of a human if not slightly stronger.

3: In this zombie the most important thing would be their intelligence, but between speed and strength I would say speed.

4: Well, I have more zombie plans than can be counted which have great detail so if there was a zombie apocalypse with these zombies I would try to last as long as I could but if the situation became dire I would kill myself with a bullet through my head (hopefully hitting the brain stem, rendering my corpse useless to the zombies).

Metametheus · February 22nd, 2008, 04:44 AM

Well first it would have to move... Couch Zombies dont move they just sit in a chair yelling " MA! More Hot pockets!" (yes I know South Park and the World of Warcraft Episode but it couldnt be helped)

Second, they would have to be nastier and creepier than anything our imaginations have concocted as far, mainly because you see a zombie today, you go, oh a Cheap Joke. Or "Get back to work Fred!"

Third, Rank, I want to smell this S-O-B from like a mile away, either going what smells like gasoline or peou who took a dump in here.

Fourth, definately something that screams, character (Sorry best word I could use legally), the sprew ball freak that sprays puss, and gooey nasty grime and underworm garble at you.

Special Power, Read #4

As far as Speed and Strength go, neither. Overwhelming Numbers is where it is. But if I had to less picky, I would say Stealth. Silent but Deadly screams out perfection to me, plus being stinky is a perk to the joke. "Silent but Deadly"

And if I was being attacked by my perfect zombie, I'd probably choke on my own vomit from its smell, pulsatingly ravagly discusting grostique figure, and sprewing spray of nasty, icky, stickyness that ruined by Aloha Shirt.

Leroy · February 22nd, 2008, 12:51 PM

Unima · August 6th, 2008, 08:32 PM

Smart and fast ones

Leroy · August 6th, 2008, 11:55 PM

A good zombie is a dead zombie.

Angel_Eyes · August 7th, 2008, 01:39 AM

The zombie from my story
The guy only killed it by blasting it with an elephant gun, twice

freebeez · August 31st, 2008, 08:58 AM

I guess a fast one that shoots stuff at you so it doesn't have to run up to you and try to mawl u in its stupid slow zombie way.

Jazeon · September 20th, 2008, 04:09 AM

The most perfect zombie for me are the zombie who sets traps.

freebeez · September 20th, 2008, 06:58 AM

Normally zombies are way to dumb to think of setting traps

Fvalen · September 22nd, 2008, 12:05 AM

a zombie that doesnt die getting shot/beaten in the head

Angel_Eyes · September 27th, 2008, 04:21 PM

the tank zombie from L4D, only it shoots lasers

MyNameDidntFit · September 28th, 2008, 09:47 AM

What about Bear Cavalry zombies?

MasterOfS0lder · September 28th, 2008, 12:12 PM

Armored Zombie?

Reginald Assblaine · September 28th, 2008, 07:14 PM

Giant crab zombies. 'Cause they come at you sideways.

Fryth · October 8th, 2008, 04:53 AM

ummm what about a zombie that talks like a human and everything else as a human but... it eats ppl >.>

Reginald Assblaine · October 8th, 2008, 09:14 AM

A cannibal?

emiac38 · October 9th, 2008, 12:24 AM

all of your answers are inferior to mine,

my perfect zombie would be like almost impossibles to kill and he would be all like: "OMG GTFO DUH COPTER OR HE BLOWS IT UP" and DEN THE COPTER GOS BOOSH AND EVERYONES ALL LIKE "OMGSUACE!" AND DEN THE ARMY SHOWDED UP AND STARTS KILLING RANDOM PEOPLES CUZ THEY IS DUM AND DERE ALL LIKE "DIE BITCH" AND EXPLOSIONS ARE EVERYWHERE AND MY ZOMBIES ALL LIKE "I CAN HAZ BRAINS NOW? KNTHNXBAI" AND HE STARTS EATIN DEM ALL AND HE GETS A GUN AND NOW HES ALL LIKE "DIE BITCH" AND THAN HE SHOOTED THE GAS TANK AND BOOM AND THE CITY PEOPES ARE ALL LIKE "BLAARG" AND DEN MAH ZOMBIES SHOOP DA WOOPS EVERYONE AND THEN THERE ALL LIKE *DEAD FAIC

* AND MAH ZOMBIES LIKE EATEN DEMS REMEAINS AND DEN MOAR ARMY MORONS SHOW UP AND DEN HE USES HIS AWESOMENESS TO SHOOT OUT A GAINT CHICKEN THEN THE ARMYS LIKE "WTF HAXORS" AND DEN MY ZOMBIES LIKE "LOL W/ NOOBS" AND BLAM! THE CHICKEN STARTS SHOOTING CHOCOLATE EGGS OUT ITS ASS AND THE ARMYS LIKE "WE NEED OPTIMUS PRIME!" AND THEN HES ALL LIKE, "FUCK THAT, EMIACS ZOMBIE IS BETTER THAN ME" AND

then the rest would pretty much be like that, only with alot more greatness.