Phobias...

Kayli

Ok so I was just pwned by my sister because she knows how to scare the shit out of me.
This got me thinking...what are other people's phobias??

Ok my personal phobia is...ketchup. I used to be fine with ketchup, but my exgirlfriend was afraid of it and now that's rubbed off on me. I can't look at it, can't smell it, and I'd probably die if I were to eat it.
I'm also deathly afraid of ventriloquist dummies *shudders*

So what are some of your fears?

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Adamski5000

Nuclear war... that's after watching Sarah Connor get vaporised in Terminator 2, and reading Children of the Dust. I get nervous any time the U.S. has a dispute with Russia on the news... I dunno, maybe I'm just living in the Cold War.

BTW: is there a technical medical term for that? You know, like arachnaphobia?

Dead Prodigy

Nukeaphobia?

Anyway, I personally cannot stand the dark unless there are others with me, my imagination will just run completely wild.

Once, I was walking home from a party and had to pass through this graveyard, ever tried walking through a graveyard at night? One of the most shit scary experiences you'll ever have. As I neared the end of it, I realised that the moon was really shining as there were no clouds about, I looked around and saw this figure standing behind one of the gravestones. My first reaction was to leg it, but I was so paralysed with fear I couldn't even move. I stood there for about five minutes until I realised... It was just a small tree.

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PMS Betty B

Jellyfish, clowns, mental institutions...
in that order...

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TheCrazyCat

Being smoked, and no one there to help me

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supekele

Jellyfish is right up there with the unknown, for me.

Jellyfish creep me out because these mofos exist, they're invisible and can potentially be fatal (and to top it off, they travel in schools!)

The unknown would be a bit harder for me to describe. I suppose it just has to do with my insecurities of not being able to analyze something.

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Salesman

Old people and spiders. Or just really old spiders...you know he ones with canes who constantly go on about how none of their thousands of grandkids visit anymore..

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Neurologist

over-protective parents!
AHH so terrible and annoying!


my true fear?
my friend's house at night.
Ghosthunters came to investigate, they got bunch of voices and full body apparitions.
BUT he has tons of beers, so, i still go there.
everyday i see something in the corner of my eyessss.

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Parlim

Falling from great heights or seeing loved ones do so. I'm not the best person to be around inside tall office buildings or bridges, I always stay as far away from the window/railing as possible and recommend others do so as well. Being rendered incapable of speech or becoming entirely mentally unsound is a close second, though I don't think either are likely to happen just imaging if they did creeps me out. Other than those I'm fine, animals aren't an issue just so long as they aren't venomous, and I'm a die hard skeptic so I'm perfectly fine with bumps in the night or odd flashes of light.

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sloppinjoe

I hate the sight of dead birds. Anytime I see one I get a fight or flight response from my body.

Coyote

Any non-food item touching my mouth or tongue. I can't stand the sight of people licking their fingers after eating something...bleagh.

Kayli

Again....Ketchup
I saw a bottle of it today at work and asked my manager to scan it for me
:[

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Voodoo Shoe

lmao ...this has got to be the most random phobia i have ever heard

you know what i wonder....? if i was cloned would my clone have my same dislikes and phobias? and in ur case would your clone fear ketchup?

anyways....

my main fear.... dying alone!

next up and very close behind.... seeing my mum,dad,bro or sis die before me...! i wanna go first for sure!

and my fear from today until the 11th is wondering if my girl is gonna do something stupid in ayia napa

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How is work in the lunchroom, Frankie?
It's alright.
Poor Frankie!

SilverCyrus

birds, they just scare me so bad...i once had a small bird fly by me in the middle of gym class and i freaked out so bad...

and also a big one for me would be, ever becomeing blind...and anything being close to me eyes, they kinda go together

Kayli

Considering that a human clone is only a copy of DNA matter, which is void of any personality or other defining traits aside from personal looks and genetics, I doubt they would share our fears.
My clone would pour ketchup on me....

And my ketchup fear is justified! Well...not really but...yeah. Like I said, ex got me all scared of it; her classmates in elementary poured a bottle of it over her and she couldn't see or breath so it freaked her out and it became a total fear and I picked it up.

I'm also afraid of dying. Well not dying exactly, more like how I'll die.
Drowning doesn't scare me though...

And my other fear has a medical name:
Automatonophobia - the fear of ventriloquist's dummies

OH! Forgot another fear...
I'm afraid to talk to anyone but my close family on the phone...
Fear of voices or one's own voice, or of telephones - Phonophobia

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Voodoo Shoe

oh...well theres goes my theories about cloning out the window

i can see why your ex had the fear for ketchup if she went through that experience...but its super strange that you got it aswell.... i recon someone was in luuuuuurrrrrvvvvv

nah but seriously...yeah its weird

for me dying i want it to be instant or in my sleep...and i sure as hell dont wanna know about it....ie plane crashing...fuck that shit...!!!!!!!

and korgii i gotta say this....you got some funny phobias man ...the ventriloquist dummy i can understand coz they are kinda freaky... lol but telephones ....hahaha its not as cool as ketchup but it is really strange....but funny...in a good way

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How is work in the lunchroom, Frankie?
It's alright.
Poor Frankie!

Kayli

I'm a highly empathetic being, I pick up easily on people's emotions; the closer someone is to me the more "tuned in" to them I become, so it may have been that. Although I didn't love her..we lasted 2 weeks :\

And as for the phones, lmfao it makes things so so hard! Like I was meeting someone for the first time and she called me to figure out where I was and I was like "Don't call me!!" and hung up... So she ended up texting me instead
But I think I developed that one as a kid, I was always shy and my mom would call people for me. I couldn't even call my school last month to ask them about my textbooks... I've GOT to get therapy or something.

Yeeeah I'm one messed up individual.

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Voodoo Shoe

lol im like a sponge too - if there is bad vibes going about in my vicinity....my spidey senses pick up on it straight away...! but thats probably just from my obsession with spiderman when i was a kid

and therapy..... to hell with therapy....! these little glitches you have in your matrix aint so bad.... ok sure you cant order a pizza on your own if your starving to death....but just take a sharp tool or something (longbow for the eyeshot! ) and go hunt a moose instead

Humans would be boring if we were all the same...! YAY for messed up individuality
hope you have free sms messaging on your phone network lol...i kid i kid

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How is work in the lunchroom, Frankie?
It's alright.
Poor Frankie!

warmonger256

- Dolls. Especially those creepy old ones.
- Electric currents, during my childhood, but conquered that after I started working on computers.
- Creepy stories that will stick to my mind and make me think about unreal stuff for a week.
- Ragequitters.

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Reginald Assblaine

I used to have a phobia of lifts. Then I manned the fuck up.