Corrupt a Wish.

Moonshadow · July 24th, 2010, 01:43 AM

I got this from another forum.

1st person makes a wish, 2nd person Grants it, but has to corrupt it somehow.

EXample:
Person 1: I wish for a large flat screen TV.

Person 2: Granted, but it's broken.

alright?

I wish that people would stop saying there will be no Left 4 Dead 3.

Kagato · July 24th, 2010, 01:46 AM

Oh this will be fun!

Granted. People will stop talking about it because Valve will announce there will be a L4D3...but it will only be available on the Wii.

I wish for world peace.

Bazsil · July 24th, 2010, 02:02 AM

You get your wish for world peace, in the form of humanity disappearing.

I wish for people to be more accepting of others who are different.

Moonshadow · July 24th, 2010, 02:08 AM

Granted. Now people are less accepting things that are the same. Every twin triplet and so on are ostrizied.

I wish that Star Wars would stop producing the crappy clone wars series already.

TeenRacer6 · July 24th, 2010, 02:34 AM

Granted, but now they are producing a smile time happy hour with only Ewoks and Jar Jar binks.

I wish that Twilight was never created.

Kagato · July 24th, 2010, 03:08 AM

Granted. The Twilight books get replaced with autobiographies of Justin Bieber: film adaptations soon follow.

I wish I could've had a V8.

Bazsil · July 24th, 2010, 03:38 AM

You had a v8. It was expired. You are now sick, spending hours in the bathroom.

I wish I knew how is babby formed

TeenRacer6 · July 24th, 2010, 04:00 AM

Granted. I sit you down to watch a homemade porno of your mom and dad going at it like monkeys at the zoo.

I wish that Twitter never existed.

Moonshadow · July 24th, 2010, 04:19 AM

Granted. Now idiots come up to you and tell you everything they did today.

I wish the Left 4 Dead forum had more people on it and less spambots,

Kagato · July 24th, 2010, 04:41 AM

Granted. Mass migration from Twitter to Left 4 Dead forums inc.

I wish Chapelle had done more Lil Jon skits.

TeenRacer6 · July 24th, 2010, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by Kagato

Granted. Mass migration from Twitter to Left 4 Dead forums inc.

I wish Chapelle had done more Lil Jon skits.

Granted, but it is Crazy Today Chapelle, so most of what he is saying is unfunny and illogical.

I wish money grew on trees.

Kagato · July 24th, 2010, 06:09 AM

Granted. Now everyone is rich and money has no value. Not to mention we now have a severe lack of oxygen in the atmosphere. GOOD JOB!

I wish the first fundamental theorem of Calculus displayed how a differentiation can be reversed by indefinite integration.

TeenRacer6 · July 24th, 2010, 07:37 AM

Granted, but now Calculus replaces Algebra as High School math, and an inflow of Chinese Immigrants migrated to the USA for the better curriculum, thus resulting in widespread car accidents.

I wish KFC would get rid of Grilled Chicken. Cause that shit is gross.

ShotgunJustice · July 24th, 2010, 04:13 PM

Granted but they come up with Pelican Crap which can't be removed.
I wish the AI weren't so stupid.

Dead Prodigy · July 24th, 2010, 05:17 PM

Granted. But now the AI is too smart. Bots are able to shoot Infected from miles away with a shotgun, able to throw molotovs at Tanks and Pipe Bombs at Hordes with godlike precision. Ragequits reach an all time high in Versus as Survivors tend to keep one bot on the team, making them all effectively invincible while the one bot keeps the entire Infected team at bay. Eventually, the game becomes completely deserted as the bots do everything for the player. Nice job breaking Left 4 Dead, hero.

I wish the Star Wars prequels would just disappear.

ShotgunJustice · July 24th, 2010, 05:50 PM

Granted, but everyone turns their attenion to the Clone Wars Series, which is worse than the prequels and it rots everyone's mind.
I wish votekicking was only used on abusive and non co-operating players.

TeenRacer6 · July 24th, 2010, 07:41 PM

Granted, but then everyone who cooperates together forms a team for GameBattles, and eventually the whole L4D community become a complete GB community.

I wish that people would realize that Ronald Reagan was the cause of our economic problems.

ShotgunJustice · July 24th, 2010, 09:42 PM

Granted, but Reagan fights off the human race with a heavy machine gun and kills us all.
I wish the UK had someone like Barack Obama.

Moonshadow · July 24th, 2010, 10:10 PM

Granted. Tony Blair becomes Tony Barrack. No one cares.

I wish that I had a good internet connection for Xbox LIVE.

Kagato · July 24th, 2010, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Moonshadow

Granted. Tony Blair becomes Tony Barrack. No one cares.

NONONO

This is how that should have gone:

Granted. The U.K.'s new prime minister becomes Bush Jr.

Originally Posted by Moonshadow

I wish that I had a good internet connection for Xbox LIVE.

Granted. A coffee spill on the Xbox Live servers causes the entire community to go down for a month, however.

Wait...you wanted me to corrupt a wish.

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

I wish I could visit Japan.

Corrupt a Wish.

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