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they day the dead didnt die and couldnt be killed and started eating humans 4 fun
"when theres no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth"
Intro
Tony Montana just got his shipment of yay yo from Africa. as it was unloaded out of his private jet when one of his men Morpheus saw a body of a small African child he ran over thinking it was his son he was wrong he bent down to have a look at the mangled corpse when the skinny fuck jamp up and bit his face off but Morpheus's partner El Wray shot them both in the head,Tony said nice shots El Wray started spinning his two deagles around his fingers faster and faster then one of Tony's other men Freddy Kruger says that boys got the devil in him. When suddenly A crazed 3 foot half rotting chicken dived on El and bit pecked both his eyes out Krueger then started shooting at it with his sparten laser when El gets up and rippes him in half Tony goes crazy and takes his M16 out his pocket and says "say hello 2 my little freind" as he blasts his way threw his old men then the chicken ran to him he shot at it but it was to fast it ripped off his big fat willy. Tony then shot himself.
Chap 1
2 weeks later the world had been tookn over by the undead speshes only a small group of survivers remaind A black cop called kunta kenty,A Brave scot called William Wallace,A Heroic Nazi called Wulfgang ShiskeiEnbergmaksniz,A buff army cammando called Barnold Sportniga,,a little girl who is called Jill Smith,A man in a weel chair called Simple Simon and a Terrorist called Mohammad akmed ghadbombtheworldforallahandthemosque.The group called them self Left4dead super cool crew or 911101 well they where out looking for food when they got ambushed by Zombies The Black cop shoots the first in the face with his 12 gaduge the next 1 bites it and the black cop shouts suck my 12 gaduge and pulls the trigger meen while Wulfgang is killing many zombies with his Luger and William Wallace was slaying thousands with his huge claymore, Barnold just punched them away akmed and the girl hid while Simon used kung fu well he day dreamd about running around and stuff he couldnt do. 911101 cleared the area and went to there base. They all ate burgers exept William Wallace who ate haggis and Mohammad ate curry.When Simon started talking about how he killed millions every one chuckled then Simon startd arguing with Wulfgang. Wulfgang said i am going to be the bigger man and walk away suddenly zombies started breaking in to there
base
chap 2
William Walace Gave a lovely speach "I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my species,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And
free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"Two thousand against ten?" - simon shouted. "No! We will
run - and live!"
"Yes!" Wallace shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you
will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!" then the black cop joined in andf gave his speech Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil dead men. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', zobies. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. Then wulfgang says his speech "Ich bin ein Berliner" there was a huge fight when hope of winning disapeard the normady landed out came captain sheperd who got the last of 911101 wulfgang,william wallace,Mohammed,and barnold in. as they where flyin over a city Mohammed hijacked the normady and crashed it into a a huge building Wulfgang was the only person left on earth alive he was going to shoot him self when he saw her a sexy zombie they have dirty dirty sex and then have a family and live happliy ever after.
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