Congratulations, new zombies! You've made it past the agonies, the confusion and the temper-tantrums of the Cerebellic stages, and you're finally in control (more or less).
Now what?
Well, now, you adopt a new health-care regimen, and stick to it tightly. You make sure you get enough of the right food. You find a compassionate doctor / mortician who knows what to look for, and you visit him or her regularly. You brush up on your chemistry, biology, and metaphysics. You hope that your old friends will understand. If they don't, you make some new ones who will.
Sounds like a pain in the butt, doesn't it?
Yeah, it can be. But I think you'll find that your new state of existence has benefits that outweigh the inconveniences.
read more...
Linear Mode
