Originally Posted by Reginald Assblaine

I know for a fact dangar is actually a 60 year old man called Eric who volunteers at the local church and has a wife of 40 years called Barbara. They like to whittle away their evenings together by playing scrabble and every weekend have a walk around the local park together with their dog "sparky". All those awful things are in the past, although the police are investigating him for Child Pornography found on his computer. He insists the pictures are for "research".

Would i go to all the trouble of making this up?